I’d be okay in Andromeda as long as it’s within a better game. 

This is old hat Nintendo secrecy. Deny deny deny “we have no plans” until a month or something goes by and, hey, whaddya know. Their “no plans to...” are now actual plans and being explained in the Direct.

Good lord, why.

what the fuck!!!!

Maybe because normal tire squealing is drowned out by the vroom vroom noises so the author doesn’t know that’s normal.

Decepticons take top priority, pal.

Hopefully Biden sees Jurassic Park soon so he can protect us from dinosaur attacks.

Well I’m going to be more careful NOW since apparently this is an indignity that’s worth millions in potential damages.

Who the fuck hasn't? 

I’ve been kind of moved by the recurring guest stars’ posts about Perry. Brooke Shields, Lauren Tom and Morgan Fairchild have posted lovely things.

Deepest sympathies to the family of our longtime customer, Ms. Chnandler Bong.

I’ve come to the conclusion that anyone who crows about the benefits of the “free market” is either being disingenuous or a complete moron. It shows a complete lack of understanding for human nature and the desire to tip the scales in any way possible.

There is not one single market or industry on the planet that is not gamed.

you can be a woman and still be a scam artist and a bad person, like she is. not sure why she keeps getting platformed here except for the lulz, which faded out long ago 

Technological advancement was a mistake.  We’d all be better off as hunter gatherers.

Alas, what a terrible moment in time to be literate.

It really cannot be said enough: the internet was a mistake. 

This is my old man screams at cloud moment.