Has Don ever looked and sounded so sexy? I think not!!!

Give me a break. I have a micro-penis and a gun is the only way I can feel “manly” (That, and rummaging through my sisters underwear drawer.) 

My girlfriend is inflatable. Who needs people?!

I have no fucking idea what I’m talking about.

Jan and I make a great couple don’t you think? 

I (and my mom) think I’m “edgy” and a rebel. (And totally not an incel troll)

I (and my mom) think I’m “edgy” and a rebel. (And totally not an incel troll)

I (and my mom) think I’m “edgy” and a rebel. (And totally not an incel troll)

I (and my mom) think I’m “edgy” and a rebel. (And totally not an incel troll)