I’m a pathetic douche who stars my own comments as well!

In Dutch, Van Der Heyden means “tiny deformed penis”

You tell em Sue! You and I and all those with micro-penis’ must keep up the good fight!!!

Hiot Take: Van Der Heyden in Dutch means “tiny deformed penis”.

Like all the trolls on here (and there are many, and Splinter loves us!) I think that cop should have a parade for being a hero for killing people who aren’t the same color as me.

No. He’s pivoting on his head....which is stuck up his ass.

You can come over now Jan. Mom went shopping and wont be back for a few hours. Bring the lemon scented lube this time.

I’d say more but I’m in the middle of writing a biography of my hero, Jeffery Epstein.

And I have no fucking idea what I’m talking about.

We trolls now rule this website!! So sad for the libtards and a victory for us without jobs and teeth!!!

The left and the right agree you are fucking asshole who should Epstein himself.

Staring your own comments is pathetic.

We trolls are now running free on Splinter!!! Winning!!! 

We trolls have taken over Splinter! This forum is now like a Proud Boys circle jerk at a Motel 6. All hail the Great Orange Leader!!!

Even I want you to kill yourself

We trolls have now conquered Splinter (because the admins don’t give a shit). Everyone on your knees and suck a tiny orange cheeto!!!!

WE trolls have conquered Splinter! All hail the Orange God DON!!!!!

We trolls have won Splinter! (Because whomever runs this page doesn’t give a shit) Victory! MAGAt!!!!! Heil Donny!!!!

Since at least 1/2 of replies on this site are right wing trolls (who aren’t even in the greys), I’m sure this post will be most welcome. Go maga and incels and hitler and everything vile and disgusting!!!

It’s your turn to bring snacks to the Proud Boys meeting tonight. Don’t bring anything with gluten this time. You know that gives me the runs.