Contractor on the Death Star. “Clerks” Kevin Smith is a genius.

Is Slide 14 mis-labeled? “2WD is Fine” Because 2WD IS fine and the comment references how much someone THINKS they need 4WD and doesn’t know they really have AWD.

Why doe Utes get all the love and the SSR gets all the hate?

Yes, be like Captain Slow!

Built in Mexico while Chrysler was owned by Daimler-Benz. Does that check the “Not Domestic” box?

I still think that hybrid is way better than full EV. 2nd option would be range extender. 

I’ll see that and raise you the 1961 Ford Falcon Station Bus (later Falcon Club Wagon)

Project 2025, page 638, paragraph i, subsection 31(c)

Tuesday is a perfectly cromulent night to be drinking and driving.

1st Gear: You mean the same automakers, (Ford, GM) that have been shutting down EV production lines and have large inventories of unsold EVs?

Why do they call it the “Demon 170"? Did they drag out an old Slant-6 and give it the business?

“For an added bonus, its included Rim Blow steering wheel gave the driver an option to sound the horn by squeezing the wheel.”

No mention of who got fired, suspended, reduced in position for this incident.

That depends. Could the catastrophic engine failure cause wing or fuel tank damage and a fireball over the Pacific?

There’s too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money!

They aren’t hiding anything. All the UAP materials are stored in a non-descript office park in Roslyn on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard.

This is where the artistic use of sharpies comes into play. They just have to look like real skid marks and stains of various bodily fluids.

Finally, a Jalopnik suggestion in true Jalopnik tradition! Good on ya, Tom!

Well, California is already going after big rigs, they are seeking an EPA waiver to implement a ban on medium and heavy-duty diesels by 2036, They better get it by Jan, 19, 2025, or all bets are off. It appears this ban would also require an EPA waiver, so it may be a moot point.

You go home! We dry cleaner now.