Hey Owen: Why does the link in this sentence:

Thank You! Jalopnik writers are too damn lazy to find a before picture!

They should be happy the letters are in the correct order.

Seriously, nobody suggested Olds Vista Cruiser with the panorama windows?

Back around 2018 or 19, I cross-shopped the Alltrack against the XTour and liked both of them. I ended up not buying anything at the time, but the VW made a good impression. The SEL with automatic parking was sweet!

silver/gray/bronze formless lumps of SUV. Citation: My Dad.

From 0 to Viper? That’s a good idea. /s

No. This was a commercial for Allianz24 insurance.

I used mid-grade in my PT Cruiser Turbo; Chrysler recommended 91 octane, but I had no problems with 89.

I really want that funky vee-eye now!

$823 3 years, 0% on my Maverick XLT Lariat Hybrid. My retirement truck and I love it, payment be damned. You can’t go wrong with free money.

I love my Adaptive Cruise Control. After driving my old car from FL to VA, ending with a horribly swollen right ankle, I have never been happier! It even works in slow, congested traffic.

Good luck finding a Maverick Hybrid for MSRP! Dealers are routinely adding 4-6k dealer shameless profit add-on for in-stock models. Maybe you can order one at MSRP and wait a year or so for delivery.

So you tested this on “several newer EVs}, but report two results? Did the company forbid you from reporting more results? Did you not have the opportunity to test other, older EVs? It’s a very limited report. :(

I will defend the PT Cruiser Convertible! In Turbo 5 speed form, it got down the road very well. One of my best road trips involved driving it down to Key West. There is nothing like A1A in a convertible!

Finally a car built to haul the typical American family!

I had a bike with an enclosed hub with automatic shifting. It was complete rubbish and I was almost happy when it was stolen at work.

I’ll take a Voyager III, a Nomad and 1 Mighty FC to go, please?

There be Monsters!

Nope. Ed Harris and Mary Elizabeth Mastriantonio!