The Taco we need, not the one we deserve.

It also comes with enough Georgia clay to ground a container ship.

Good grief Subaru, do you even lift? /s

This why we can’t have nice time-wasting things!

2nd gear: What is Tesla’s legal standing to file this suit. I’m sure they have one, or the case wouldn’t have gone this far, I’m just curious.

This Jalop has purchased 5 new vehicles in his lifetime (57). 2 were factory orders of new models (I’m a daredevil!) and 3 were off the lot. My next new purchase might be a Maverick or Santa Cruz, how I buy it, TBD.

What about their other concepts, like the Magneto with the flux capacitor axial flux electric motors?

I’d take the Toterhome over the camper-van from NPOCP and the FC Dredd-mobile!

Yep, I was entranced, too until it turned out to be a Fiat 500 underneath. :(

Ah the lost art of engine timing, taught under the flickering light of the strobe... just like when I was a kid.

I always back in at home, condo parking garage.

Obligatory “No low-ballers, I know what I’ve got”

I love the Vega and Pinto mini-wagons, but this one is too rough and too much. CP, although it did pique my interest at first glance. 

In my younger days, I wanted one of these, as I thought it looked like a baby Trans Am. I didn’t know much about cars then...

This is the legitimate Tesla-bashing I come to Jalopnik for!

Supreme OberGruppenFuhrer Diess. Might as well go full Reich.

TL,DR just put “single-bowl master cylinders are death traps” and call it a day!

If you are going to put “shit” in the URL and the article title, put it on the fucking home page! What are you afraid of?