Not a Tesla. That button is 3 layers deep in the touch screen, under Optional Driver Protection System. An optional OTA update is required for Recovery Parachute Package.

NO! We are not taking West Virginia back!! 

Olds Cutlass 442 at 100+ mph to get to a friends wedding on time. No, I was not driving, that’s what scared the crap out of me.

almost looks like a flying Macintosh the wife uses to rant at hubby.

One Bandwagon breaks down, jump on the next one.

Boogie Shrimp, Disco Shrimp, Twistin’ Shrimp, Mash Potato Shrimp, Crunkin’ Shrimp, Boogaloo Shrimp, Shrimp `dat Tail Feather, Shagin’ Shrimp, Breakdance Shrimp, Electric Shrimp, Hustle Shrimp, Bumpin’ Shrimp...

Not enough ALL CAPS

Moonshining is so 1930's meth-running through the hills of West-by-god-Virginia!

My Dad taught me the value of doing regular preventive maintenance, he did his own oil and filter changes.

I did suggest an inflation-adjusted $1800 budget. I was shopping 20 year old cars at the time, but I guess you can’t get a model year 2000 anything in that range.

Yes, and those cars I had from the 60's and 70's could still be worked on in the driveway, or carport in my case.

Does nobody buy $500 crap cans as their first car? I paid $550 for my first car in 1980, so about $1800 in inflation adjusted dollars. We were buying Beetles, Darts, Pintos and Vegas. Maybe the odd truck or van. If you parents chipped in, a Mustang or a Camaro. I guess if I were in high school now, I’d be looking at…

Land of 10,000 lakes... and one fish.

There are times when I wish I had kept my classic blue on white VA plate. I did rock this for a while on my convertible:

Classic black and yellow looks good, but you have to still have one.

Arizona has some nice choices:

Colonoscopy. Colostomy bag is what you get when you don’t take care of the colon. If you are low risk (and have a cheap HMO, like me) the fecal coloform test will carry you for a while.

Trop-Rock (Jimmy Buffett-esque music) Reggae, “rockin’ country” which covers everything from the Eagles to Kid Rock to Uncle Kracker to Kenny Chesney. I run my own stream so it’s always available on my phone, tablet or PC at work.

1st gear: Why waste a paragraph talking about unrelated fuel economy standards before getting to the actual news? Oh yes, to get another liberal whack at Trump, of course.