Or you could just convert your iQ to a Cygnet:

It seems we need a corollary to Godwin’s Law, for slavery. :(

subtract a couple more inches for bulkhead behind the rear seat?

Does that explain the many historical inaccuracies? Or was that just poor writing?

How are you?

Does Michigan require some minimum level of insurance for all registered vehicles?

Wow, my Grandma had an Aspen, too! Are we related? I used to borrow it for dates, because, Pinto. Vinyl bench seats and a hard right turn and my girlfriend was practically in my lap :)

Regulate chemtrails? Now how are we going to vaccinate the anti-vaxers, fluoridate the air and camouflage the UFO sightings? 

Yes! With a little extended cab inside storage.

2011 Ranger Extended Cab:

With batteries by Samsung.

I am disappoint...

Seriously, old wagon was my very first thought. Caprice, LTD, etc. Roomy for 4 and all their stuff and hair. Add a big kicker box for blasting Jessie’s Girl, Centerfold and Crazy Little Thing Called Love!

I have to agree with one point. The Bronco Sport is weak sauce and should not be!

But the pigs will happily eat it, producing delicious bacon, ham, pork chops, etc.

Really, the f-ing Rio is still there. Bash it and get on with it!!

“and for a minute things are fine.” It takes that long to get up to speed? :)

Watching “1776" right now, which I’m sure is an accurate telling of the events leading up to the drafting of the Declaration of Independence.

The vast majority of cars on the road today =/ Always

Be careful what you wish for. 10. is likely to lead to 11. :)