Lick? Oh, it’s Kristen :)

Wow, being credit-worthy, I’ve never heard of this despicable practice.

You know what would have made this story perfect? A picture showing the view from inside the car. But even Google has let me down. :(

“ fuel mileage on the boat is about half a mile per gallon at 80 mph”

Counterpoint: Transit Connect and similar small vans would indicate that beltline height may not be the issue. I think the success of these vehicles as work trucks indicates a market for smaller trucks, especially in the commercial market.

Where are the reports from the Union of Fun Scientists?

Nebraska. Middle of nowhere. But that’s redundant.

So why do you use an image of new cars arriving at Jacksonville to highlight your article?

Sorry, this a bad hot take. fake wood belongs only on real station wagons!

So, no more ‘gators in the left lane?

I had a Falcon Club Wagon. The 170-6 was ok, it got me cross country several times in college.

Put “and Sons” at the end of your personal/business name, drive a 50 year old van and everyone will think it’s a family business passed down from generation to generation.

quite:

Set it on fire, you say?

Only the graphic designer for this story got it right and you all are wasting your time.

From Subaru, who gave us the SUX!

It’s all my fault, I didn’t pull the trigger in Nov. 2018 when I was thinking about it. The VW Alltrack was nicer in some ways and I didn’t buy that one either; now it too is gone. Curse me fr sicking with my iQ.(which I can park almost anywhere!)

Perhaps you miss the point. It’s not about how cheap can he buy a car, this isn’t some old Top Gear challenge.

Comes in any color you want, as long as it’s tighty-whity.