This is the epitome of feeling oneself. I always thought the idea of tying all the seasons together was ridiculous, anyway. 

(I missed Hotel)

People who really want to believe that Janet didn’t want to be with Bobby because of his skin tone apparently don’t remember that Janet’s first husband was a RAGING crackhead. She was not about to go down that road again. It’s as simple as that.

John Singleton has admitted on camera that he lied about that HIV test bullshit. He called it a joke. Yeah, right.

Hopefully they’re doubling as the caterers. What was that...eight hours?

Where were the church muvas? That’s all I wanna know!!!!

Talking about how women can’t raise men...in front of Aretha’s four sons. Really, bruh?

Uh...since forever? Strange white women plus sex (or reckless eyeballing or whistling) equals a terrible crap shoot that it’s simply not a good idea for young black men to take. Take the last word if you need it, because this is not up for a debate.

The MATCH will be over before Aretha’s homegoing.

They’ll be at the McCain funeral.

St. Hilaire said he has experienced anxiety and PTSD as a result of the false charges.

I was thinking that she stole a croissant or some bagels. She stole a fucking TREE DOG!?!?!

A WEEK!?!?!?

5a: People who have been overseas and then come back w/fake accents and ridiculous overseas slang. I studied in London and came back w/a classmate who sounded like Gordon Ramsay, talking about chucking rubbish in the bin and all that silly mess. Girl, nobody gives a dickey bird.

O.P.P.?

But-but-but she’s Jewish! It was satire! (Or something.)

#notallwhites

Now THAT is a video that I’d be happy to share!

And with a capo at that!!!!

I had the Jo(a)kleys in high school. Had two different color lenses in them and everything. Only cost me about $30...for both pairs of shades.