Re: Cookie exchange

Maaaaan, in my family, they taught you, challenged you, and took all your money if you lost. Yes, we will take your Tooth Fairy money and laugh at your snaggle toof ass.

Really? We just call it “the sugar”.

And then you get talked about for the next few years, and you MIGHT have to sit at the little kids’ table at Thanksgiving from then on.

That’s EXACTLY what they’re going to think. Just take the beer.

I tried to throw a frisbee at my dog and she just stared at me. But I had a friend who went to Harvard (he was one of the ones at the Hrvard Black Men get-together that the police crashed) and he said they treat frisbee like flag football up there.

Also: You might hear us talking about the Sweater Gawd. No, black people haven’t found a new religion. We’re saying that if Tasha’s boyfriends tries to look at our cards again, we SWEAR TA GOD...

*falls over laughing*

Because nobody gives a fuck what he’s saying. Dude’s a loser spreading his whiny bullshit all over Gawker, and he’s mad nobody cares. You know why we don’t care? Because we have listened to your fucking shit for 500 GODDAMNED YEARS, and you’ve yet to say anything different. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

How would you feel if I just went around and posted bullshit like this?

Ladies and gentlemen, whitesplaining at its absolute finest.

Because TEXAS. That’s why. I’m not being even remotely sarcastic. Texas public education and minority students just ain’t a good match overall. It’s scary when you’re on the inside.

Especially since I take great pains to find and highlight non-black allies! Not because I care so much about the tender emotions of poor, poor white children, but to show that the whole “well that’s how it was back then” excuse is pure bullshit. You had white people who knew what was up back then just like you have…

That fucking flag. I had a student who insisted on wearing a flag hoodie, then bitched to his parents about how I was allowing him to be bullied for wearing it. I explained to his parents that I fully supported his right to wear it, and anyone found to be violating his right to do so would be punished. HOWEVER, if you…

He edited his post to take out the part that said how much he loved the book and movie.

But you’re not talking about how much you like textbook racist trash. You’re crowing about how much you love entertaining racist trash.

I don’t believe that any child should feel uncomfortable, not just white children. They are no more or less special than anyone else.

This skit was straight out of my student teaching, when one of my students was so proud that he was bought for $800 at our auction. (Nearly all my kids were black.) It was only after sloooooowwwwwwlllllly breaking shit down that it finally dawned on him that being sold to someone you know absolutely nothing about and…

...why? It’s racist trash.

I was formally reprimanded during student teaching for having my students read the Texas Secession Statement. Why? Because “it’s not a part of the curriculum” and I “created a racist environment” for our students...of which a whopping TWO of them were white. It was repeatedly stressed to me that I shouldn’t make them…