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You. Are. Doing. It. Again. Do you even believe any of the stupid shit you’re saying, or is it just engrained in you to defend white people for their indefensible acts, as if that’s some sort of shield that will keep you safe? Climb aboard, bro, before you miss your ride.

My God, you’re doing it again. Don’t you get tired of caping for white folks? They’re still not going to like you, you know.

Wow. That was a lot of whitesplaining you just did when “shut up darky” would have made your point just as well.

Anddd on this day, lies were told.

I went to FAMU, so I’m pretty familiar with the small town/HBCU vibe. (Tallahassee is small as shit, despite being the capital). This guy is used to black women sucking his dick and calling it ice cream, and he thinks it’s because he’s a good cop and not because black women are SCARED SHITLESS of him. He came across

I gave up a level 78 character just to be able to play this on a fresh install.

You know what really hurts me when it comes to women like your friend? Can...you...imagine what it must’ve been like for him to be America’s Dad for so many fucking years? I would’ve cracked up and lost it so long ago.

Exactly this. Suicide seems perfectly plausible to me, especially if she was on medication. And if it’s true that there were about 30 horizontal cuts on her arms, then that suggests she was a past or present self-harmer. People need to reaaaally get off this “s/he would never” bullshit and get back to putting a foot

This is one of the things that make me angry as shit. The odds of some random stranger snatching your kids in the middle of the day in a crowded food court is remote as shit. Don’t most kids get kidnapped by somebody they know?

What the fuck was up with the job interviewer? “Oh, those are your kids? Why don’t we get them over here for some free ice cream here in this FOOD COURT?” Yeah, it might have caused some noise or fuss, but I would think it would make Mom feel a lot better and less pressured. (Assuming that the interviewer knew they

“She is very good.”

Thanks. Too bad I can’t say the same thing about you.

LAUGHING. EVEN. HARDER. You are trying so hard to find racism where there is none there, and the only people you are impressing is each other - which is usually the group of people that white SJWs and the colored folks who love them are trying to impress. I love it. So predictable. Please, Dolezal Junior, lecture me

LOLing at these Jezzies who wanted to pick out a racist comment sooooooooo bad to show off their anti-racism sides before you saw that the person who wrote the article is black. Ah, Jezebel. You never fail to disappoint.

It’s because Sharapova is white.

No to mention the money. Serena is #3 in endorsements behind Li Na and Maria Sharapova. How the FUCK you lose to somebody 17 times and you make twice as much in endorsements?

As a lifelong baseball fan, I’m 98% sure Serena is clean. She looks the same, sounds the same and her competition is NOTHING compared to the way it was back in the day. She basically *outlasted* everyone. If poor Venus hadn’t lost five prime years to a misdiagnosis, Serena’s trophy case might not be so full.

A lot of you guys keep using this word “poor”. Not having $60 for a game doesn’t make you poor. It makes you BROKE. Big-ass difference.

Similar situation with me and Wrath of the God, but I only lost $40. (And I never got it to work!)

I’m just so grateful that I grew up at a time when there was REAL slaying going on. I mean, we had Whitney vs Janet vs Mariah vs Madonna all at the SAME TIME. And even that pales in comparison to when Aretha Franklin was snatching everybody bald. She won some Grammy (Best R&B Female Performance or something) for eight