Isn'tthere a Spittlefield in there somewhere?

Same here.  Maybe some of the Kinja support team left after Deadspin ceased operations.  

Poundbury: where everything is £1.
Oh wait, that’s Poundland.

Yup! Luann was the one cast member not involved in Scary Island. She was on a very awkward date at a mixology bar when all the drama was going down and only got a recap from Jill and Kelly after they both fled the scene and returned to the city.

Ok, apart from anything else, you guys win for charmingly strange town names.

I’m watching series three of the crown right now and I keep thinking I’m so glad Charles was the oldest not one of his idiot brothers. 

Add to that he’s a hawk on global warming and Charles seems like, all and all, I really terrible person to go to the bar or ballgame with, but maybe not a bad royal?

I guess Andrew’s continued existence is proof all those Diana was killed on Philip’s orders conspiracies are false.

I didn’t initially read the linked Page Six article on Sonja Morgan, so I just assumed this happened in New York City. But now I’ve learned that this actually happened in Philadelphia at a specific bar in my neighborhood and it fills me with glee.

To quote David Sedaris, “When the time comes to choose who gets the bottom bunk, I think we can agree there’s a lot to be said for doing things the hard way.”

I work at a publishing house that is now contracting their new magazine. The offices are rife with television screens that generally air CNN, but the one over my desk is hijacked every other day with Bravo and HGTV. It’s not just the weird physical defects of the brothers. Everything about “reality” television is so…

I’m repelled by them. They look like two extremely unattractive gold fish.

Day Drinking at The Regency?

When calls the bailiff?

Luann wasn’t on the Scary Island trip, she stayed home! You can swap that out for the Mexico trip where she fell in the bushes.

Trust me, she is 100% going to prison. The DOJ is not going to let her off at this point, not when they just sent some other rich guy to federal prison for six months. That is not the way they do things, and the case against her is strong enough that nothing is going to save her.

Knowing Hallmark (and Fuller House’s) target demo—white, Christian, conservative Americans

Hey Joan,

I predict that she and her husband use a very small percentage of their money (a massive amount to us peasants) to keep stonewalling and wind up doing no prison time at all. Not even the measly 11 days that Huffman did. It also wouldn’t surprise me very much if her career rebounds. Her target (pardon the pun) demo is…

I’ve always figured they were really handsome for giants. Have you ever noticed how gigantism throws features out of balance? They are quite tall, so maybe they are short giants, and if so, they are rather handsome for short giants.