Thank you! The flooring has muddy footprints all over it on account of fall, but we still like the wallpaper and love the very good boy in the photo.

Beanie as Monica is very good. Clive as Bill, excellent. But I can not see Sarah Paulson as the UGLY UGLY AND EVIL - INSIDE AND OUT - Linda Tripp. I suppose she can do it all, but this is going to take LOTS of prosthetics. (And, if they take it to the end, a second set for when she had her face redone and was just…

The “Florence Henderson” is a hard ‘do to pull off.

WTF? Don’t they realize that graying people will only drive down traffic? Oh wait, I have a feeling that the “he whose name must not be spoken” wants to do just that so he can justify shutting the site down.

Here’s the view from a walk I took earlier in the week:

New band name: Sweet Powdered Rumpus.

This is an Arby’s.

If I thought Matthew Macfadyen could possibly be walking across a field towards me, I’d never go inside.

Something happened. I got grayed yesterday maybe, and can’t figure out why.  

Seems like it.

Be careful there, you don’t want to splinter the audience.

Scarlett Johansson is just fucking with us - everyone knows the mullet era look was her worst hairstyle.

I’d read that ... daily, if not hourly.  Totally staff it with great, insightful, and experienced journalist.  Fuck, I’d even help drive traffic to that kinda site. 

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

Trump said he isn’t watching the hearings. Which is of course a lie. But, given his comments, you would think he would at least hold off on his tantrums until the end of the day.

Ahem. The judge was not down with the clown.

It’s not Joan’s beat, to be fair.