I’ve always thought that the House of Hanover Saxe Coburg-Gotha Windsor suffers in a way from generational imposter syndrome.

Apparently I agree with you, because I have nary a drool-inspired diamond-encrusted necklace but the hound keeps us well-supplied with drool. Usually it’s confined to the area where his food and water bowls are until I see it and clean it up.

Here’s a little palate cleanser:

I’ve seen this episode dozens of times and only now do I realize she arrived just in time to prevent Barbara Bush from boarding the spacecraft.

It can be done.

Thanks! I will have to watch. It was PomegranatesForAll who remembered this scene.

The original? With Vincent Price and Carolyn Jones? If you pay careful attention you’ll see that Charles Bronson (!) plays Igor. He’s credited as Charles Buchinsky, his real last name, and it’s one of his early roles. I’m sure Svengoolie will bring this up.

That happened with our dog after his surgery. I forget the name of the medication but it had the same effect. We took him back to the animal hospital and the vet on duty said, “He’s having an adverse reaction?” My husband, who’s far less patient than I am, said, “He’s been shitting non-stop for 36 hours which is why…

My molars are vibrating just reading the word “vibes.”

Has Theo ever seen “Cleopatra”? I think he’s taking eyeliner cues from Elizabeth Taylor.

Congrats! Being an Auntie (or in my case an “Unc”) is the best.

Of no help whatsoever but I too hate the term “partner in crime,” and I have about two dozen euphemisms I deploy to describe my husband.

Speaking of peaches:

I have a better one:

When I left to go in to an office today I made it to my building’s lobby and realized I had forgotten my phone. I turned around to go back up and a neighbor sidled up to me in the lobby.

Sadly somehow I missed “Hollywood Wives” (I know why; I was in college and didn’t own a TV) but having seen the intro clip above, now I must hunt it down. Who wasn’t in it? The payroll must have been phenomenal.

I hope everyone has seen my favorite movie, 1997's “House of Yes.” This is a true but very distorted plot synopsis: It’s about a woman (played by one of my favorite actors, Parker Posey) who is obsessed by one particular crime. Also in the very, very small cast is Tori Spelling, who does an amazing job.

Did they tell you why you were rejected?

It’s something in the Zeitgeist.

So many Lunas and Bellas, cats and dogs. I have no idea why.