I was hoping to find a Jerry-Netherland comment referencing Gloria Vanderbilt.

You don’t mince words.

Volkswagen was created by the Nazi regime in 1937 to provide affordable cars to the German citizenry. Its name means “Peoples’ car.”

She also went off to Britain with the Trumps and was escorted into the state banquet at Buckingham Palace by Prince Michael of Kent. He’s pretty low-key (at 76), he might not have known where he was and I bet he didn’t know who she was, but his wife, Princess Michael of Kent, is one of the most loathed of the various…

At least he didn’t put in “Prince of Tides.”

Maybe the bachelorette can adopt “salmon jacket” as her/their safe word should she wind up having sex with any of these guys.

I’ll reply to myself. I try never to, but I’ll point out that my comment generated a “You May Like” pushed ad for “Affordable Alcohol Inpatient Rehab Centers.”

How would anyone realize this? Has she put in more than three or four hours a month at her “job” in the last year or so? I guess even the Donald Trump Grifter Gravy Train has its limits.

It is really not that big of a stretch. One of the things that made the Hudson so toxic was all the mercury runoff that had been pouring in there over decades. On this we can all agree. But now he has seemed to latch onto mercury in vaccines, which, I don’t know about that, but I do know that not vaccinating should be…

How about Braganza? I’m sure the members of the defunct Portuguese royal family won’t mind.

It only happens every four weeks or so, although with summer upon us it might happen more or less frequently, depending on what our friends are up to.

My husband and I (I’m also a guy) are really tidy but we have a cleaning crew come in before we have a lot of people over, which we do about once a month. I make myself scarce and he works from home and “supervises.” He knows the owner of the company so we have this deal where the cleaners take their time and we get…

I too am a fan of British programming. You can binge an entire run of a lot of series in the course of a distraction-free weekend. “The Catherine Tate Show,” “Miranda,” “Monty Python.” “Blackadder,” although that’s a stretch.

I can not star this enough.

They would have been a pretty good match though. Elizabeth Taylor was married nine times, I think, and had four children. Bob Marley had 11 acknowledged children by seven women and he died at 36. He was only something like a dozen years younger than Elizabeth Taylor.

Baba! [Warning: This has nothing to do with the topic at hand.]

Many thanks for the phrase “kaleidoscope of crazy.” 

You just reminded me of a work-study job I had in college (so not a summer job story, and not grueling, but whatever.)

I worked for a while at an Ice Cream Shoppe. I had the most junior position, the scooper, partly because I’m a big guy with forearms that could wrestle the still-frozen stuff out of the tubs. The server jobs were the ones you wanted because tip$. I was pretty young and the place was often packed, so I had to move the…

I don’t like the new notification system either. It was introduced a while ago but then the old system was restored, and now it’s back. I’m sure this is an effort to up the number of clicks and the amount of time users spend on the site, which is important when setting ad rates. At least they only ask you if you’d…