Wait for two more Horseman to arrive because, HORSIES!!?

Shhh - what if he decides he wants yours?

Cropdust their table harder than that scene in Hitchcock’s North By Northwest.

He’s only 45? I guess with his combination of haircut and (lack of) sartorial sense, he’d always seemed at least 50 to me. Maybe 60.

Happy birthday, Ted Cruz! Here’s hoping there’s a soul for you in this year’s crop of presents!

almost as bizarre* as that rosa parks bit..

is your abuela also cool with deporting children to their deaths? awesome!!!

Most POC poli sci grads can’t afford to work for free for Hilary’s campaign.

Don’t worry, the next one her campaign is putting together is 5 ways Hillary is just like yo Aunt Jemima.

Julianne, this is great. Shout out to all abuelas out there. To my abuela, who was born a citizen in Alamo, CA, to migrant workers who were deported when the Depression began, only to return in the 1940s when the US needed workers and lived with her pachuca cousins. My other abuela was a schoolteacher in Vicente…

When I first started reading, this whitey-white girl was thinking “man, that’s a little, I don’t know, offensive. Right?”

Ways Hillary is like my Oma: I love her, but I’d rather have Bernie in the White House.

As a Mexican-American, the pandering is insulting and super cringe-inducing.

what a bizarre choice for Hillz & Co to make

I’m mostly just happy to learn that Hillary uses the Oxford Comma. #oxfordcommaforever

The thing is, he knows he wrong. So does she. They both just don’t care at this point. They have reconciled that “it is what it is” and have vowed to fight all allegations until the end. I used to give Camille a pass because she sounds like a victim of emotional abuse. But...reading that she was his business manager,…

I think that the scariest part of this is that he must truly, deeply believe that he’s done no wrong. Whatever story he’s told himself (and Camille) he’s told enough that he’s brainwashed himself (not her, though. She knows.) I feel like the realization would probably kill him where he stood; stop his heart. I hope it…

Is that you, Debbie?

If she signed it -M, Chelsey might think it’s from Judi Dench.

I mean, if nothing else you figure that Hillary has her shit together to the point that a strategic pregnancy would result in an October birth.