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Diagrams, please. I live in Canada and this is relevant.

I’m late to to the party again. I am the kind of person who hooked up with everybody in my 20’s. There was literally no filter. If you flirted with me we were at least gonna kiss. I ended up bringing a terrible youngish grateful dead loving man child to our annual holiday bash.We drunkenly hooked up and the next…

Different holiday - not Christmas, but New Years.

This one never gets old. Thanksgiving eve, early 2000s. College bar that lets underage girls in as long as they flash something (boobs, library cards, really anything). Said bar was bulldozed many years ago, surprisingly.

Similar story, similar outcome (except no sexy friend came through) to I created a burner account for this’s story.

When I came home for Christmas break after my first semester at college I ended up hanging out with a guy who I had met right before I left for school. We were flirty and our personalities meshed really well, but we were both awkward as fuck. I really wanted to hook up with him (assuming the feeling was mutual) but I…

Did you ever know that you're my hero

This story coincidentally is one of the memories I am going to get EMDR for soon, so I can Men-in-Black that shit from my brain.

I WAS A SCHOLAR. I HAD SCHOLARLY PURSUITS.

This story has never been said aloud or written.

There was an attempt at a coverup, she tried to float some other names of who it could have been, but...we knew and she knew it. No one was as eager to collect the copies as she was.

On the cab ride, that guy THOUGHT he was getting a 3-way for xmas.

The wild office parties kill me - they really are that crazy? What is the next day like?

I MADE A BURNER FOR EXACTLY THIS PURPOSE.

I also kept my shoes on the entire night

...and expanded the scope of work

Reviewed key assets, I’d wager...

made some deposits, i bet

...and reviewed financial statements?