Her postulants/bridesmaids look like they just delivered Rosemary’s Baby. Or since Celine and Rene are Canadian maybe they went with a “Handmaid’s Tale” theme?

Sadly YouTube doesn’t know that this exists but I once saw an episode of Martha Stewart’s TV show and she had Julia Child on and they made croquembouches. Of course Martha’s was absolutely perfect, and if created by Swiss engineers, and Julia’s was kind of sloppy and it leaned a little. Martha made some slightly…

They’re looking a little animatronic there. Was the reception held at the Las Vegas Madame Tussaud’s outlet?

The hookah photo…Who did Rene’s makeup? The same person who did Elizabeth Taylor in “Cleopatra”?

For some reason, even though I now know this renewal had a Syrian/Lebanese element to it, to me the two of them look like they’re taking part in some kind of Scandinavian Christmas ritual. Like King Christmas and his wife the Queen are about to enter the dark fir tree forest with their magical candles…

Didn’t Johnny Weir wear that outfit at the Sochi Olympics?

Is one of the dolls sitting on a toilet, top floor to the left?

I think that “Christ is born” ornament/billboard is a pretty bold move. I wonder if he and/or Candy are ever tempted to wear it around their necks.

I have a work colleague whose cellphone ringtone is “Don’t Fear The Reaper.” I sometimes have to leave my desk when it goes off.

Was your friend that famous that news of her going to a Federal camp (I’m not sure what kind of correctional facility that might be?) would be of general interest to the newspaper reading public, and that she was so famous what she looked like was such common knowledge that it would be remiss not to mention her weight…

I’m a guy who has worked in non-fiction (at least we hope it’s non-fiction) publishing in every format imaginable for 27 years. There’s almost always a fact checking component. The cardinal rule of fact checking is that you never cite Wikipedia. People have lost jobs over this. The sex of the Wikipedia writers and…

You can read about it. Reading Jackie, by William Kuhn.

I think I have posted this before. Many years ago I hosted a little party where we saw a double feature, “The House of Yes” and “The Ice Storm,” two of my favorites. Back to back. I had early release copies. I had about 30 people and fed them all (I had chicken pot pies) and there was copious alcohol. I haven’t talked…

I know a couple of Doubleday vets who worked with Mrs. Kennedy (as apparently she was known, never “Mrs. Onassis”, and certainly never “Jackie.” In the same way that daughter Caroline Kennedy is not Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg.)

Gaaah! It’s huge!

If you bought that at a flea market in Berlin and could prove that it came from The Bunker you know it’d be worth a fortune, don’t you?

Does this debate have a theme? I thought each debate was centered around foreign policy or domestic policy. Anyway, to straddle both bets, I’ll go with “radicalization,” “San Bernardino,” “innocents,” and “refugees,” but I don’t know whether to award myself more or fewer drinks if “Syrian” is tacked on there.

Now now, as a Floridian you should support Burger King. Their HQ is in Miami. Blue Lagoon Drive. I don’t know why the image of a Whopper sitting on the shore of a blue lagoon makes me laugh so much but it does.

For some reason (because I’ve read “Heartburn” twice) I always thought Nora Ephron wrote “The First Wives Club.” I learn something new every day!

It wasn’t always like this.