He has lots of names, or rather he has one name and lots of nicknames, but his name is so unusual I’d rather not reveal it. I know that friends and relatives read Jezebel so if they stumbled on his name (the picture was bad enough!) they’d be like “There can’t be two dogs that look like that in this world with the…

He does have the white tip!

He’s not that tall, his head is maybe three feet off the ground when he’s wandering around. But what he likes to do is when I’m sitting down, typing away like I am now, he’ll come up behind me and rear up on his hind legs and put his forepaws on the back of my shoulders. I’m a tall guy so that’s a good five foot…

This is possibly the first time I’ve ever seen a Kardashian not staring into her phone.

He is a man of mystery. We got him at a shelter and they had him as a Black Lab mix. Just today I was rummaging through his paperwork and noticed that my vet has him down as a boxer mix. A couple of my neighbors have told me he must have some Great Dane in him.

I could be your father, although in my case it was Nirvana’s “Teen Spirit.”

Your hound is adorable! Here’s mine. They may be related somehow?

This is the least of your worries but about the pee pads for the dog:

Self-acknowledged omniscience seems especially prevalent in engineers. Science should study this.

If that’s true (and I’m pretty sure it’s not but I have no time to google addresses in Des Moines, IA) I think he’s overestimating the turnout. That place looks like it could hold 15 people. I think a pre-owned Dodge Caravan parked in the lot next to an abattoir that ignores USDA regulations would be a more…

I hope so! And I hope Pete and Trudy do the Charleston routine they did at Roger’s party! Wait. It’s not 1962 anymore? Better break it to Dr. Paul gently.

I still can’t get over the fact that JEB! is only 62. He looks like he could be John McCain’s father.

The MTA can’t coherently explain why entire lines are taken out of service with no notice. A little menstrual blood on an L train seat would attract about as much notice to them as it would to me if I bothered noticing that the McDonald’s trash wafting around my subway station suddenly contained a napkin from Domino’s.

Dr. Zizmor, who looks like he could be the COO of the Island of Dr. Moreau, is a dermatologist who has been advertising on the subway for, literally, decades. I defy anyone to tell me that his before and after acne ads have nothing to do with excretory activities.

What is that art piece hanging to Jeannie’s right? Did the Major scotch tape six handguns to a piece of red felt? Did Jeannie?

Don’t you think it’s interesting that at least 20% of his donors (two people) are in Atlanta? I wonder what the connection is. Did he go to Emory or something?

Speaking of Chair, I hope everyone has seen Comedy Central’s “Another Period.” You can stream it from their website.

The tip sheet to the Saturday night jai alai games down in Newport.

I’m pretty sure people with military backgrounds are preferred candidates for most if not all police forces. And tons of POs are in the National Guard and regularly rotate into foreign war zones. I don’t know that the Virginia ABC force would necessarily need someone who did a couple of tours of duty in Fallujah or…