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Maxine Floeffler
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Your Scrabble cat is just waiting to plant an X on the triple score square, right?

Dr. Ian Malcolm looks like he is a model in a high-end cologne ad!

You don’t think Donald Trump’s ascendancy is a sign of the end times? You better get started on that doily making. Hop to it!

My personal hell/way I make a living is I sometimes do final review of print and web products and I have to look out for design, spelling, and grammar issues, all at once. The lack of the apostrophe, the upside down S, the kerning, the use of the ampersand (avoid at all costs unless you are a law firm), it’s all too

I guess you’re not a fan of the “Real Housewives” franchise?

Redacted. A stupid question I answered myself.

I don’t $400 a night is that bad at all. It’s a house with a garage. You’d be hard-pressed to rent a 2-bedroom (or 3-bedroom) hotel suite with a separate sitting area and a kitchen with parking thrown in for $400 a night in San Francisco.

The very first episode involves them all meeting Blanche and moving in. I vaguely remember Blanche saying that she was lonely, but it’s been far far too long since I’ve seen it.

Oh God the aerobics episode! I’d forgotten about that one.

I too saw Bea Arthur’s one woman show. Her stories were hilarious. She should have been doing one woman shows for decades.

I read something really insightful about SATC once. The writer said that she always envied them for the vast amount of free time they had. Carrie writes one column a week and that affords her her lifestyle. The chaste one spends her time husband hunting and interning, I think, with a painter at some point. Miranda has

I remember seeing one of the Muppets movies as an adult and enjoying it immensely (I think Muppets Take Manhattan.) I don’t remember any adult themes but I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a few double entendres. And it wasn’t like The Muppets were entirely chaste. Miss Piggy was scheming to get her…hooves? Do pigs

I think that’s a Toy. I had a Cavalier and he was much bigger than that but then I spoiled him and overfed him.

I hope your mother managed to eat at the restaurant at the Park Plaza. I was invited to lunch there in ‘04, maybe even earlier. I don’t think they had updated the menu since the 1950s. I had the “Oriental Salad” (no kidding, that’s what it was called) which was this strange mélange of shredded lettuce and raisins and

I had other friends who had a pair of Jack Russell terriers. They had this really huge, compfortable couch and if you sat on it one of them (the male) would climb along the arm and then up to the top of the back and get behind you and start barking as loudly as possible. In your ear. I thought it was endearing. Other

How is it going with the Jack? I have friends who have had and now have Jack Russell terriers and apparently they’re a little needy, let’s say. My previous dog and I used to walk in our previous neighborhood and we used to run into a guy who had a Jack pair. They used to jump in the air from a standing position,

So adorable. What kind of dog?

Oh no! I am #teamdog but my mother and sister had cats, lots of cats, to the point where they were bordering on cat ladies, and I want to move in with these people. I would change out the litter boxes and walk the dogs.

The two biggest banks in Scotland (I forget their names, one must have been RBS) announced before the vote for independence that they would leave Edinburgh and hightail it off to London if it won. The Chancellor of the Exchequer and the Governor of the Bank of England announced that they would have to create their own

About the delegate count, that is what Hillary was counting on in 2008, all the super delegates. Well, guess what, all the superannuated Democratic hacks who have been hanging around far past their sell-by date weren’t enough to subvert the will of the people.