Cough isn’t this the latest ride of a certain crime boss cough. 

Just pretend it’s a MB 560SEC Widebody and you’ll feel better.

After just reading about this car, my pocket is mysteriously lighter by $1.85. 

yeah even kinja knows this is CP

If this car needed 100 pages of maintenance history to make it to 96k, then it’s going to need 100 more pages to make it to 125k.

The world according to Raph:

I think the color scheme looks awesome.

Sneaky, your car has its Halloween costume on year-round!

Reminder: the non-wagon Panamera has this awesome wing

Those brakes are bananas!

“Does my mom count? She’s 70 never had a ticket I her life.”

Your mom drives a manual?  Bless her.

Lol - these are my mom stories:

We say my mom has 1 speed: 65. Around town? 65. on the highway? 65. In the driveway? 65. She has always had sports cars and my father swears she never gets more than 12-14,000mi out of her tires. He just shrugs it off and says “what am I going to do?”

Duesenberg Model J

Volvo: WE LOVE YOU *HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG*

I mean... what about all of us buying new cars for the long haul? It's not like that demographic doesn't exist!

No, what was even more impressive is they allowed him to merge. Try that shit in New Jersey.

an awesome FWD track car

I would say if I had the money I’d buy one, but that’s not even true. The E63 wagon is way better IMO.