oh, come on. add one more row of seats so I can bring all my friends.

the pilot probably attributed all the extra drag, and poor fuel economy to all the people riding on top of the airplane.

We don’t need no elevation
We don’t need no plane control
No dark sarcasms in the cockpit
Controllers leave them pilots alone
Hey! Controllers! Leave them pilots alone!
All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.
All in all you’ve just hit another brick wall.

Image of them, parking at the gate

It’s also not true. BMW had bigger kidney grills in the past

“Yo mama so fat, she asked BMW to build her a car and they created the X7.”

Hey, my wife drives one and we live in the middle of the city.  It’s sort of fast and it doesn’t guzzle fuel.  Plus, the price premium over a suburban wasn’t much.  It’s pretty sweet.

“the largest kidney grill butt cheeks ever designed for a BMW model.”

Bored housewives have been running over suburban Starbucks curbs for the past 10 years in these barges, by the way.

Healthy kidneys would never grow to this size. These are cancerous tumors that have infected BMW.

Eww that looks groß!

Honestly. This whole endeavor is stupid. What Mercedes really needs to do is put a top fuel engine in a street car. Heathens.

Check out the non-stupid grille!

I have always liked Volvos. I am a huge fan of sport sedans and wagons. The Volvo R series have always been a great combiantion of design and performance. I really like the new designs inside and out. The only thing that has concerned me is the name “Polestar.” High performace cars just don’t come immediately to mind…

I know about the timing chain tensionors, but even the nicest S4 4.2 Avants don’t cost more than $20k.

500hp for $25,000.

The answer to this is a Mercedes SL65. There’s not many out there, but they’re all $25-35k, and even the Viper someone else shared is both less powerful and less attractive.

Small car, biggest motor.

I read that in Cookie Monster’s voice.

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.