maximumdouche
MaximumDouche
maximumdouche








That’s Bryan Salamone’s car. I just saw it on “Fastest Car” on Netflix. There’s also some old Jalopnik articles on him.

  • Microwaving prepared meats to ensure sanitary ingestion was found to provoke the formation of
    d-Nitrosodienthanolamines, a well-known carcinogen.

I avoid restaurants where I don’t know how the food is prepared.

Food. Full stop. I never eat microwaved food, and neither should any human being that cares for their health.

Inigo Montoya would like a word with him.

Fashion modeling is an industry where powerful and influential middle aged men hang out with teenage girls all day. What could possibly go wrong?

Demons are not fallen angels. They are the disembodied spirits of the nephiyl (Nephilim), which are angel-human hybrids. They were created by Azazel and his followers to corrupt and replace humanity.

Have you checked out Ebay? There already are a lot of highly depreciated luxury RVs on the market.

Oh Florida, never change...

Africans are the decendants of Kus (Cush), not Caanan.

I don’t think he is interested in women. He prefers boys. He was at the center of this:

You know nothing about Middle Eastern culture. The left hand is used to wipe their butt, often without toilet paper. They will never shake or eat with their left hand, it is considered “unclean.” Google is your friend.

Islam is the religion of peace. Never forget that. These people are now at peace.

Woody’s like: “Hey Harvey, I told you ‘keep it close to home.’”

This teachable moment brought to you by NAMBLA...

I want this one...

If Besson was going to make a movie based on a French science fiction comic, he should have chosen Wake (Sillage).

They hate white people, so they assume all white people hate them. Classic projection. They sit in their Circle-Jerk Echo Chamber (good punk-rock band name) looking for excuses to blame other people for their problems. Anyone who disagrees with their convoluted conclusions is a racist or racist-adjacent. If that