“stroke! stroke! stroke!”

Get a cheap used Saturn SL2, like a ‘99 or something. A buddy of mine and I did some rallycross stuff last winter and he completely destroyed me in my Saab.. and I had a hundred horsepower on the guy. Those old Saturns slide great, often come with manual trannies and the action on the e-brake is wonderful. Plus his…

“Oh you want a new Z car? Here’s a crossover with metallic-painted plastic surfaces and a CVT. Same thing, right? Hope you like seeing these in gray!”

bonus points for spelling ‘lede’ correctly

also: I hope Ferrari’s proud of the type of customer they attract

He’s talkin’ mad shit despite being from a very, very flammable country

I feel no sympathy for those fat little farmboy wannabes who SQUAT THEIR TRUCKS SON and end up with broken engines. I hear local mechanics joke about it all the time.. some kid comes up wondering why their brand new Chevy’s engine is ticking (the one his daddy bought for him) after a 30 minute drive. They don’t…

the local departments have done that around where I live for the rural areas. Pretty much anyone who can fix a busted Crown Vic transmission can have a free/cheap car for their neighborhood watch. Plus, when they’re not doing police-y type stuff, the Vics last a good while.

One thing I hate hearing is that any car purchase is unnecessary, unless you just don’t have a vehicle to drive. I disagree. I used to drive a ‘96 Buick LeSabre, which had no air conditioning and no power to the windows. I drove through two sticky North Carolina summers in that car. It also had a theft lockout…

The Taurus is cool and everything, but I can’t understand where it meets a need that other cars in the segment don’t. I’m a huge fan of the Fusion, but I was kind of.. meh.. from the beginning on the Taurus. I would rather have it than a Charger, though as a matter of preference

Tom Selleck’s only excited in the Charger photo because he hasn’t been casted for Magnum, P.I. yet

You went in with a minor problem just to show off your car to the service department, instead of fixing it yourself? You’re just as bad as those license plate people!

BMW’s strategy for a long time was to make the chassis and suspension faster than the engine.. and I don’t hear anyone complaining about that. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I though the chassis outrunning the engine is always a good thing.. what, is it going to be too composed? Do you want it to handle worse?

all the tanning salon fuckboi degenerates and dead-eyed walking midlife crises who buy Ferraris for the yellow fucking emblem.. and they’re worried about some EDM guy with Nyan-cat livery

I’d take one even if it were snot green

Jackpot!

Not weird but kinda cool, found what I believe to be the old “Inspected By” card in my ‘79 Datsun 280ZX when I ripped out the carpets the other day. Was sitting under the driver’s seat.. I don’t know the first thing about eastern languages, but it looked like it was hastily signed in Japanese.

I mean, you’re not necessarily wrong since you didn’t specify the ingredients

A real TVR runs on Octane 666 and doesn’t afraid of anybody

Every single thing Mazda has done recently has put a giant smile on my face. Long live the company that’s doing things right.