this shit cracked me up

I’m tired of the badge talk. I want to know, will this thing be remembered? That is, will it be remembered on the merits of its driving characteristics, or just for the hype? What if you were told this was a Nissan with a straight-six made by Jaguar? If this were any car, would it be any good?

Ha, you guys ate at Skylight Inn in Ayden? Good luck ever eating barbecue again, because you’ve now had the best.

amen

Geez, it’s wild reading this on Deadspin. I live in Duplin actually, Dixon and Jackson are my reps. At work, only skimmed the article for now. My understanding was that the bill releases farmers from having to collect dues for the union members, and that’s the main problem the FLOC folks have.. at least that’s what…

On an unrelated note, good photos

No, it’s a republic, for better or worse.

No hardwood floors? This car needs hardwood floors. I can’t say why I believe this so strongly, but I was expecting stained wood, not orange carpet in the foot area.

I totally agree, the 2004 Hyundai Sonata is an extremely forgettable car

My 2000 9-3 has rear ones. Still sucks at handbrake turns though. Actually it kind of sucks at any kind of turns to be honest.

On a daily basis I curb my desire to chug malt liquor and run around in Indian war paint smacking people like a swivel-eyed maniac, out of interest for public harmony. I personally think not watching Boogie Nights on a plane would be along the same lines.

yeah I would imagine the cat would go first. Still though, rally car!

weird, I know the article states the car is RWD and it’s obviously tail-happy, but as he comes around the corner at 1:09 in the first vid it almost looks like the front wheel is pushing some power.. probably just inertia though

concept cars were so much cooler back then.

Complete with “LASER RADAR,” an interior shot from the Nissan CUE concept (fourth from top):

“broverlords”

If the car came with the original pieces, and the black shit was just peel-off coating, I’d give it a big fat “maybe,” but Mr. Yo didn’t bother to mention that in his ad. Some people don’t like to look like doucebags ruining rare cars, “Google it”

Sorry, Tavarish is the only one who answered correctly. The rest of you must stay in America.

one of the few redeeming qualities this country has left is that it’s not full of stuck up HOA wannabes trying to control the pointless minutiae of others’ lives for the sake of making them miserable

with nude vixens and marijuana leaves airbrushed onto the sides!