Considering 95% of his salary is signing and roster bonuses, his game check is $179.87 after taxes.

That’s childish and below the belt.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

Just a small correction: You mention that he is now five years into his sentence, having been sentenced in 2012, but 2012 was actually 97 years ago.

I wonder if the fan went to an usher to complain that he could Nazi the game very well.

Racism? At an Indians game?

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Headline correction: Hunter Strickland is not technically a minor leaguer.

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.

Carrie Fisher should never have gone Solo.

A Capela sucks. Needs backup.

Future news:
Cleveland browns sign Deer from Facebook video to play middle line backer.

Oh, dear. No... I mean dear. No! I mean DEAR!!! Ah, forget it. I hate my phone.

Medical bills, amirite!?

I am a Democrate and I believe in ironclad communal decisions on everything from toileting to beer selection, charging all my drugs to someone else’s credit card, and unbounded hedonism.

Hatches, ranked:

Thank God this change happened. I’m more than elated Trump got elected, by white, brown, and black men and women. Hopefully we can return to a civil society where rule of law and self sufficiency are the order of the day.

So vulgarity got the Wall rejected out of hand.

Take your star, you jerk.

I ended up going to this game and holy crap it was even more insane in person. It took everyone a second to recognize where the hell Bailey had come from and where he was going but when they did, it got loud. Missed the fake punt because the large Seahawks fan in front of me was standing to see the inevitable comeback…