‘Cause Tony Romo has such an amazing record of running through the playoffs.

I was going to watch the video, but after the second “heegogn” I decided instead to close my browser and jam sharpened pencils in my ears.

I love that nowhere in this story or in the commentary from the broadcasters is it mentioned that he destroyed a little kid during the catch.

“It may be the first Schwarzenegger movie to make you cry.”

Perhaps the lady idiot wasn’t aware that Canada had a female Prime Minister as far back as 1993? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Campb…) The little darling needs to pick a different country to emigrate to.

Ugh. I took a foul-tip in the face calling slo-pitch soft ball and fractured my orbital. Starting wearing a mask after that. You'd be amazed how much shit people will give an ump wearing a mask in slo-pitch, but I'm not taking another one of those again.

I was working in a pretty nice steak restaurant in Oklahoma City in the 90's (my college years.) One night I was working in the atrium, which had two sections. One of the most special young women I've ever met was working in the other section. I overheard one of her customers politely ask "What's the soup du jour?"…

We had a similar situation. I had spent years paying off my debt and was basically debt free when I met my wife who had many thousands of dollars in student loans. However, once we were married, we got a joint for all expenses including debt servicing and each have a personal account for stuff we want to spend on…