Never trust your life to any jack stand or jack. If you are going under the car, you slide a wheel & tire combo under there with you and place it so the car doesn’t tilt off of it and onto you if anything fails. A vehicle will NOT crush a wheel, and the odds that the wheel will punch through the floorboard and let the…

Selling acid was a bad idea. Selling it to a cop was a worse one.

But tuning it for the specific intent of making it pollute more is just egregious.  

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

I've expected for a while to see Mitsubishi and Toast in the same headline.

Demand is down because the coronavirus is slowing down the economy already creating price pressures. Which is why the Russians/Saudis were having talks. However, instead of all parties agreeing to slow production, they said fuck it. We’ll increase production.

Oil is cheap because demand is lower and indicates a global economic slowdown.

No child is illegitimate...or a bastard.  

The economy had been cruising pretty high for about 6 years, then the Trump tax cuts was basically like taking a few lines of coke at 3:30 in the morning; sure, you’ll be able to party a little long, but your hang over is going to be WAY worse because of it.

Indices like the S&P and the DJI can only be halted when they’re down. Individual securities can be halted if they move up or down in price by a lot. It depends on the movement, the price, and the time of day, but this Investopedia chart breaks it down:

While Coronavirus fears are certainly a factor (and absolutely the underlying reason), everything I’ve read indicates the sudden decline was because of the Russian/Saudi oil tift. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/08/opec-deal-collapse-sparks-price-war-20-oil-in-2020-is-coming.html

Please correct me if I’m wrong, but Biden doesn’t get off on killing animals, especially endangered ones. For that alone, he’s worlds better than Jr.

Lost his mother before he was old enough to build actual lasting memories of her. Grew up the black sheep son of a prominent man.

He does not seem to be a great person, but there are definitely better hands to be dealt for a guy who otherwise grew up with extraordinary privilege. 

I have no idea who Gregory Meeks is, but am happy Mike wants to beat Trump. I could also give shit if he is rich; I don’t hold success against people. And yes, I thank him for being willing to spend half a bill to make sure we had someone to beat Bernie, because Bernie can’t beat Trump. Mike knew a woman, homosexual,…

First time Trump (because you KNOW he will) tries his little schoolyard bully schtick on Biden, Biden is gonna get mad, call him fatty, get a metal chain, and challenge Trump to a push up contest.

If Bloomberg and Steyer had any sense, they’d have poured the same money they spent running for office into flipping the Senate and defeating McConnell.

Bloomberg won American Samoa. I don’t even know where that is.

Not without the name recognition that comes with having your own reality show and Russian backing anyway.

At least it was short.

You’re not buying a mid 80s aircooled Porsche because you want a Boxster or a Cayman.