I have used plain old Chapstick since the 70s. Please please please do not tell me what is in that tube. I don’t want to know. 

I have used plain old Chapstick since the 70s. Please please please do not tell me what is in that tube. I don’t…

I can’t imagine driving a Honda Fit more than 100 miles in any one trip. Especially on a highway. Can you even pass semis in one of those? I had a half a Honda Fit once (NC700X literally half a Fit engine on a motorcycle) and it did not like semis. 

Back in the day a defendant was not allowed to claim self defense using deadly force after instigating deadly force against unarmed individuals. It’s like the cops aren’t allowed to create their own exigent circumstances to get around the 4th Amendment. Never should have been in evidence. But there it was. I saw…

On The Root CFA chicken is universally mocked as “slimey.”

Last spring a very liberal friend came to town with his kid and I loaned him my Subaru because car rentals were like $250 a day. When he returned to have me drive them to the airport he cleaned out the car and dumped some Chik-fil-A garbage in my bin. I expressed my extreme displeasure and made him take it out and…

The entire idea of a 401K was designed to fuck the middle class. And it worked as they’ve pretty much been fucked out of existence. They used to have defined benefit pensions. Some even had medical benefits attached to those pensions. Reagan had the genius idea (OK it wasn’t his idea because he was no genius) that…

Would buy if Subaru put head gasket changing stations at regular intervals on the USFS roads (yes I’m still bitter AF about that Impreza). 

Thanks. This is great advice. I did not realize how non-secure my Venmo settings were. All fixed now and sent a link to this to more than a few people.

Eric Hoffer pointed out in The True Believer (1951) that communism also attracts these kinds of people that just need to belong to some movement and that it’s not the ideology that matters to them. 

You just know someone in Tucson is going to slip one across the border, cover it in dirt and switch out a VIN plate from an 90s era Samurai. 

The Raiders play on natural turf. I didn’t know this. Natural turf in a domed stadium. It rolls out of the stadium on a tray-like thing into what I assume is the parking lot where the turf gets watered and soaks up all the Las Vegas sunshine then gets pushed back in for game time. I was amazed. Raiders also look good…

“Issaquah Joe” pretty much says it all (without the video). Hope things are better in TX for you. It rains too much in Issaquah anyway.

Came here to say that. Wasn’t disappointed. Pretty elemental. Even a tree stump under there with you is better than nothing. 

Not just countries. Alaska is reeling from BP’s pullout of the North Slope, now this. They are very screwed up there in the cold. 

Me and my spouse speak Romanian to fuck with the rednecks. They don’t know what to make of it. That some fancy Mexican you talkin’ there asshole? 

I am tired of waiting for white people to educate themselves on the consequences of systemic racism

I’m guessing DJTjr and her play some weird sex game where he casts his flyrod towards that ungainly trout-mouth of hers and tries to get her to bite, then reels her in for some catch and release perversions. Doesn’t he have a bear to go kill somewhere?

I try to avoid driving at night for precisely this reason. But recently I found myself driving in the dark between Nevada and Oregon in one of the most desolate spots in the lower 48. It’s full of wild horses and other wildlife just waiting to ruin your night so high beams are important. But even out there I was never…

The full genius of GOP Jesus (Reagan) can be seen in how he beat down the traditional defined benefit pension and replaced it with defined contribution plans (401Ks). Now what is left of the middle class is essentially held hostage by their own 401K. They can’t vote for a leftist because all their money will disappear…

I got the flu for the first time since 2008, hope I don’t get Covidfefe on top of it. But there’s no reason to panic, tRump just put the guy who created an AIDS epidemic in charge of the Covid-19 response.