Replying to myself to mention that I left out the diesel swaps because I am, in fact, a dumb.

Uh-huh. People wonder why he talks like a mobster.

This is the only correct reply to this new rule. My wife works in the Disability industry, her company specifically sells products for people with low vision and blindness. Blind People with trained Seeing Eye dogs are hampered by people with fake service animals creating a bad image. People with disabilities have it…

This is not a privacy case. This is an equal protection case. It’s contrary to equal protection to punish conduct committed by a woman when the same conduct is committed by a man is not illegal.

Yup and even if the kids ended up playing with the gun and a child got shot and died they still might not even get in trouble. I’ve seen stories where that has happened and the police and prosecutors don’t try and file any charges or attempt to prosecute for anything. They just write it off as a tragic accident and…

Tits are more offensive than guns.  Fuck this country.

I feel like the tape residue makes it 100% beater status.

I can’t comprehend living somewhere that not only requires the state to inspect your car, but impounds it on one day’s notice if you don’t comply.

Using this doll, show us where the dealer hurt you 

Every seat on United is crappy because United.  

I empathize. Many modern aircraft have a bit of a lip along the bottom of the overhead compartments that is designed as a hand hold. You’ll notice the flight attendants using them if it’s bumpy. Gives you a much sturdier feel.

“There are a lot of very socially conservative African Americans as well as fiscal conservatives in the Democratic party because they have nowhere else to go.”

Hope this gets him so bad that he tries to attack a guard and gets another few years tacked on for that.

“No pudding for you, Mr. Cosby!”

Come on man...she's WAY too old for those two. 

who had an anchor baby.

-She is an illegal immigrant.

Whatever it is, I saw an old 1/30th scale dusty model kit of the car in a back alley antique store in Prague. I didn’t have cash, so when I went back the next day to buy it, the store was gone, the whole back alley was gone. Like it never existed. Somehow I got a picture on my phone, so it wasn’t a dream...was it?

Needs a giant rocket booster in the back for quick getaways and the ability to shoot oil all over people that get on your nerves.