I’d just move the whole government to someplace out in a field in eastern Colorado and build an underground tramway to Denver International Airport. Leave the White House for tourists, but offer hand wipes and surgical masks for visitors. 

I’ve been to Katmai and stood in the river with some very fat bears (fishing, politely and at the NPS-designated distance from the bears). Here to say that’s a damn fat brownie. Hey bear!

Prior to ending marijuana prohibition in many U.S. states there was an explosion of grow operations in national forests. The sites were frequently hazardous waste sites due to illegal disposal of prohibited pesticides (e.g. zinc de fosforo). Ground and surface water pollution, trash disposal, and animal poaching all…

Or the DIY section. Tips on how to sell your daughter into slavery!

And the seat pitch on Alaska first class is barely better than economy plus. If at all. I stopped paying for first on AK years ago and try to book economy plus on low occupancy flights in the hope of getting an economy plus with no one in the middle. It’s actually as good if not better than first class if you can get…

Xanax.

Mr. Orozco might want to avail himself of the provisions in 42 USC 1983, a.k.a. a Bivens claim. Sue the officer personally then take his house and pickup (because you know he has a pickup). Not sure though if a person without status can bring a Bivens action in U.S. Federal court. Any tort lawyers in the house?

Last summer I read somewhere that Biden was in Boise, Idaho at a fundraiser. Why? There’s hardly any Democrats there and the ones that are live in a confined space called the “North End.” They also voted for Sanders in the caucuses last go ‘round. Maybe Joe didn’t get the memo. Or maybe he just stopped by Boise on his…

Slivovitz is what tsuica is called in other Eastern Euro countries. Could have been Palinka which is a darker tsuica more like whiskey. Slightly better than tsuica.

The beer is good! Even store-bought.

Not enough people are armed and liberal. 

That would be my guess. Kanye probably already has a bunch of antelope rounded up to be released so Melania can chase them in a UTV. Such sport!

Romania might take note. Tsuica, the Romanian national drink (plum brandy and it’s fucking awful) is available in stores, but everyone I’ve ever met there insists that you can’t trust the store-bought tsuica and drives up into the mountains to buy it from some Roma (gypsy) guy who distills it himself and sells it in…

Trump has violated 18 U.S.C. sec. 1512 (Tampering with a witness) so many times in the last three years I’ve lost count. Easy section to add to articles of impeachment. If convicted once he’s out of office* the sentences range from 3-20 years depending on the intent of the tamperer. Would be nice if orange is the new o…

More stars! #COTD

Odds are that even if anything he’s done up to this point isn’t conviction material in the Senate, once impeached he’ll go off the rails and do something so blatant and so undeniably illegal it will be his undoing. 

When you come to a fork in the road, strong arm it. And then threaten to sue it. 

In the 80s and 90s I worked 35 hour weeks, had 7 weeks of vacation, a real defined benefits pension that included healthcare for life after age 50, and a 401K. How? Unions. Nobody gets that sort of thing anymore. Not even close. Everything went downhill beginning with Reagan. 

He spent all the money on shrimp.

Her sell-by date expired in the 90s.