He’s already done 271 days. He gets 353 days off for good-time on a 90 month sentence. Total 624 days off, giving him 5.68 more years to serve. He turns 70 next month. He’ll be out at age 75 and broke because the lawyers will have all his money. His kids will take care of him with the laundered money in their trust…

Trump’s golf score might improve if he’d stop using those mashies and niblicks. Although a good baffing spoon is hard to beat.

Luddite lawyers all. Last law job I had there were lawyers still writing briefs on yellow legal pads or doing hand corrections on printouts and handing them to admins when I quit in 2015. The IT head was having storage issues on the servers and found one lawyer had like 100 GBs of personal photos stored on the server.…

Bringing new meaning to a dead-stick landing.

“Cute lil’ moose?” Things are dangerous as fuck. They’re huge and stupid and will stomp on you without thinking twice. And they’re prone to committing suicide by car and like to take out the driver with them by crashing through the windshield into the driver’s lap. 

On the cash issue, if you’re going to Eastern Europe be sure to bring brand new crispy $100 dollar bills. The banks and money exchangers are reluctant to take anything but “crispies.” As for passport copies I make a copy plus copies of all my bank info including photos of the cards. I put them into .pdf format then…

Can’t recommend Google Fi enough. Have had it since its inception. Mine has worked flawlessly everywhere from western Tasmania to Eastern Europe, even in Fiji. Oddly it doesn’t work for crap in Alaska. Also if you have family overseas the call costs from the USA are incredibly cheap. 

Black would clash with your Bunny Boots.

The best J-school was a 1960s bar in San Juan, Puerto Rico that only served rum, beer and hamburgers.

Colonial Penn’s going to have to pay up.

I live in a state where it’s perfectly legal to let your kid die even if a simple medical procedure could save them as long as your nutbag religion says you shouldn’t take children to doctors. Perfectly legal. There’s an entire cemetery of dead kids out there in the desert near where the religious idiots live. 

HOAs are really the perfect example of how Libertarianism is a failure. In theory HOAs should work- a bunch of people get together outside of the government and contract to do certain things. Then nobody pays attention to the covenants, breaks the rules, and nobody does anything about it. At least that’s how every HOA…

All tRump understands is TV ratings. Cohen got higher ratings. Yuuuge ratings. Between that and tRump’s bone spurs acting up the minute he landed in Vietnam, the talks were doomed. 

Great piece, although I skipped the Elizabeth Warren section to prevent my blood from further boiling. I really wonder how many Splinter readers bother to read ICT or other Native journals. I try to make it over to ICT at least once a week and am always amazed at the geographic breadth of coverage from Inupiat to…

I want a lynx. I would be very happy with a lynx instead of a dog. But no... fucking neanderthals gave preference to the wolves so now we’ve got comfort dogs riding around in first class on airlines instead of cats. Fucking neanderthals. 

Show me the kompromat! покажи мне компромат (just in case you’re reading the comments on Splinter Vlady)

Sorry, but I have to disagree that this is entirely Ms. Gaines’s fault. There are many things at play here, not the least of which is that she was mentally ill from the result of exposure to lead in her childhood in substandard housing. Yet another reason to support environmental justice. Someone should have done…

Some lawyer representing the City of Dallas and/or Amber Guyger is using their Word cut and paste feature to great advantage right about now.

Why are we paying for Ivanka and Jared to go play diplomat when they don’t even have real jobs in the administration? Kushner has a phony security clearance that never would have been given to anyone who omitted so much information or lied on their application. Congress should pass a law that prevents anyone carrying…

Nightmare indeed. The lawyers have to go to court where upper management insists the lawyers make essentially frivolous arguments which the judge and the other side know are frivolous arguments, putting those lawyers’ careers in legal jeopardy from possible ethics charges, let alone the damage it does to their…