He’s not. He’s a political hack with the most punchable face in Washington.

After Jon Stewart tore him a new one several years ago and basically ended the show he cohosted.

When they got too short to fit around his fat neck.

There’s nothing better than being an educated woman and being mansplained to because you dare to have more than one interest (fashion, politics)! Can’t possibly be both, I guess! And the kicker? If a woman looks terrible, they’ll tell her to brush up on her fashion. Fuck these men.

when did tucker lose the bowtie?

“Teen Vogue” doing what mainstream media critics aren’t willing to, Especially by name, and to the perpetrator’s face.

Ohhh whitr republican mediocre man, can’t go wrong with them and their moronic opinions.

A very nice High School pal of mine who’s now a doctor was one of the medical professionals who went down to help with the outbreak. As you’d expect from a bad movie, the poor guy accidentally needle-stuck himself and had to be quarantined for 3 weeks. He, fortunately, did not contract Ebola. However, the drugs they…

To bad for you ( and all of us)...His calendar has this as number 1 priority everyday:

This is me every day.

“I don’t think so…I think they would have liked him more, the people. For being politically incorrect.”

“Today, the only people that lost are the children of St. Jude,” he wrote.

Though the photo in question received more than 230,000 Instagram likes by the next day, many users spat out their disgust with comments like, “You should not kiss your son like that. There’s other ways to show love but not that one. It’s confusing for him, it’s not healthy.”

‘They’ (the parenting outrage faction) got mad at Victoria Beckham for the same thing. I will never understand it. Especially since I’m watching Mr. Levy rain kisses all over boy Levy’s face at this exact moment.

Pennywise would make a better president. “Yes, I may be an intergalactic spider from space that subsists on a diet of the souls of children, but even I understand the importance of maintaining a tentative diplomatic relationship with China to protect our economic interests on the world stage. This go it alone…

Where’s a Maya apocalypse when you need one?

Possibly because Donald is terrified of a bunch of women who dislike him standing up and saying so. That’s my working hypothesis.

Dude you are being spiteful. Don’t pretend you actually want to change people’s mind when you do that. Either donate under your own name or give to charity you know they will support. Hell they might actually support the charities that you consider anti Trump.

Something tells me Trump is one of those guys that flounders around for a bit, asks if you’re ready for it, tells you to brace yourself, thrusts aimlessly between your butt crack/thighs for a bit without being anywhere near inside you and then comes thinking he’s a tremendous stud. I imagine his baby mommas have had…

Remember when we thought Dan Quayle was a bad choice for VP. What a simple, happy time.