Clearly a photoshop. Donald would have written “Your.”

I’m in a red state (that is in the process of turning purple), and I sure as shit didn’t vote for this psychopathic moron.

And like . . . what does he even mean? Is he implying that the CIA was up at Langley on a Sunday (doubtless) watching the game (huh?) and then standing up and applauding Manning when the Broncos won (what??)? And that that information was relayed to him? And that there were at least 300ish people at this Super Bowl…

Turning a blankable canvas towards the camera for the internet to edit is the new Republican eating a corndog at the state fair. Keep up the good work, Gospodin President.

I had that same thought. I double-checked my source, realized that it was a legitimate quote, and weeped for our nation.

Yes.

HE’S GOING TO GET HIS PAYMENT IN CHICKLETTES FROM STREET VENDORS!

Yes actually.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I am now :(

We’ll force them to do us an embarrassing dare like yell they like sex in public and also they owe 12 favors, 1 for each billion; one good use of a favor would be a beer run for the Senate.

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form,”

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

I’m just going to keep posting this motherfucker.

Hey there, I love chicken and waffles. Happy to help.

I’m going with Just Shapes. Trump already has the Klan’s support and doesn’t need to bother making coded nods at them. They’ll be happy with his racist policies and Sessions’s nomination. Besides, I don’t think Trump likes the Klan’s visual aesthetic enough to incorporate it into his own logo. Also, this man is…

I know it’s crazy to think a guy who:

At this point, I wish this too. I genuinely think that Pence would be better, because I don’t think that Pence would get into a nuclear war over a few insults.

That’s my response to every utterance of his name, along with “Just shut up, you fucking imbecile.”

But it’s perfectly fine if it’s that bitch Clinton and her emails 10 days before the election ...right?

We’re so fucked. So, so fucked.