You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Holy shit

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Naw man you need them triple turbo kits

Holy crap, that is the most nuanced position I have heard from anybody. #Popovich2020! Make America have long term consistent success like the Spurs!!!

A thing happened, and they wrote a story to enlighten us about it. Isn’t that what news is?

Reporting the news. How despicable!

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Because that is completely ridiculous from a business standpoint. Why build a redudant factory? That is a recipe for layoffs.

Fact check, don’t spout that old canard because you won’t inform yourself.

“Hey kid, wanna try some EcoBoost?”

This guy is too much. However, disproving his lies won’t change anything. His angry lunatic uneducated supporters will continue to believe the lies.

I just read a report earlier that said Ford is already planning to dig tunnels under the wall to get those cars out of Mexico. That way, they’ll avoid paying that tax because they are smart.

I’m getting likes on this old comment, and damn if it isn’t a sad comment now. What an enormous loss.

Official That Guy™ Comment.

I was literally setting money I didn’t have on fire in my garage.