Emissions? DIESEL ROTARY!!! Wait, that might actually make things worse (Shoutout to Vee-Dub).

But only if your ranking/social choice system satisfies Independence of Irrelevant Alternatives. And if it does, then if fails either Pareto or Universal Domain!

I hate to say I told you so, but...

You rang for me?

Clear #COTD here

I wonder how long it’ll take someone to swap this 3.0 TDI into a Golf? Should fit if they share a platform, no?

While the Alfa looks nice and all, I think the driver had the best SEAT in the house!

I thought the CT6 was going to be awkwardly segment-splitting. Isn’t it going to between a 5er/E-Class/A6 and a 7er/S-Class/A8 in size?

So I guess Ferraris are considered beaters now?

1. Joy Delete

It’s the freakin’ weekend, am I not allowed to have me some fun?

Aww, FFS, can someone ungray me please?

Jeez, Dodge must really be struggling to move those pre-facelift models if they’re letting Tesla just give them away for free!

No mention of the kickass new XC90? Damn, son!

Holy. Shit. Watched this as I was flipping between baseball and The Dark Knight. He nailed it on what I’m getting back to doing right now.

I thought it was Memphis Raines, but maybe I’m misremembering.

The next Silverado commercial:

There’s a show that’s basically exactly that. It’s called Cuban Chrome, and it’s on Discovery Channel.

For all those people who lament the new Miata looking mean instead of cute, this could deliver on the cuteness if they use a similar front end to the 500, or to the original 124.

If it needs more power but people are shooting down the idea of a turbo because they want NA throttle response, why not use their H6 from the Legacy, and maybe downsize it to 3.0l? That would provide the necessary torque and probably wouldn’t screw up the weight distribution too badly. And since the BRZ is a…