Ah, so she picked out those shirts for him. This warms my heart.

God, watching LeBron in this game was like watching a math tutor hoping his charges will solve for the unsolvable. This is brutal.

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

And he thinks coaching the Lions will be any different?

Step 2 is to stand in a public square holding up an eggplant.

LeBron is going to overtake Tim Duncan for the most all time playoff minutes in his next game.

I’m a Cavs fan, and I can’t wait to root for him on another team. Fuck the rest of this fucking team.

Kinda refreshing to see a lack of BEEF in the NBA for once, though.

this is great apparently all you need to do is tell Peter King you apologized and forgive yourself, old Pete will take it from there.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

How would I make the front office look bad? I coach a football team. 

All you really need to know about LeBron is that he’s about 850 assists away from being top 10 all-time. So, that’s about 100 games away. He’s probably two more years from being top 10 in steals, as well. Needs about 230 of those.

This is almost as good as Antonio Brown talking about Karma.

Well, apart from the fact that he claimed not to be a dirty player when he’s still, y’know, Mike Mitchell.

Fuck The Steelers.

I’m fine with saying both teams are cheap and dirty.

This guy right here gets it.

Saw them both last night. Watched them both again in this post. The Iloka hit looks worse than JuJu’s. That said, they’re both downright dirty, and I’m not sure there’s much to be gained from assessing degrees of severity for things that plainly shouldn’t happen.

That injury was so fucking sad. Can you imagine being the best in the world and having it taken from you? Especially given what a hard worker he was.