If you were really that hungry you would have eaten the food regardless of the disheveled appearance. I’m sure some starving kid in Africa wouldn’t feel the need to write a blog post about that one time the mean delivery guy carried his pizza vertically. Fucking Millenials.

Super smash, bro.

My brother chipped my tooth when we were teenagers because I was giving him crap while beating him in Diddy Kong Racing. But I got him back. I’m married with three kids, and all he has is that he’s dead from an automobile accident. I miss him, though.

God damnit, Vontaze. What the fuck?

We need less cool dunks and more worrying about Jeff Withey’s feelings.

I truly don’t think Portnoy realizes that making light of the reprehensible behavior toward women only further perpetuates it.

That’s one body part that does not tell lies, I’m told.

That injury never would have happened to him if he had been on a boat.

These fragile stars are embarrassing. Shawn Bradley was tougher than these guys.

Barry, please add Peter King as a tag. About once a month I love to search him on this site and revel in all the dumb shit he says and I think I would really enjoy this post in the future. TY

Ken Zampese so stupid he thinks passing to Green would result in a 4 game suspension for substance abuse.

And give the ball to Mixon. He’s clearly the best RB on this team but for some reason Marvin Lewis wants to make him EARN HIS SPOT. Let your best players play you old fuck.

Am I the only one that thinks this should be a home run because the ball still leaves the field of play?

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

On a team that’s not the Bengals he’d just be underpaid.

It was given to him by a loan shark

Clearly this happened last year because anyone watching Russell this year knows he can’t hit a thing.

It looks like Cleveland finally decided to work on their passing.

Oh like you’ve never accidentally tasted the bong water.

In Cincinnati, they call that Kimotherapy.