Well there is a murderer sitting at the table.

Did they even look for the stripper who was wearing it?

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

That’s interesting, because when the Indians come to town, I wonder why my kids (who are of American Indian ancestry) have to be subjected to a team wearing racist caricature on their hats all game.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Condition has been downgraded to Gnarly

Pretty nice of Lindsey to remove the ‘s from the middle of the title. Both would have been accurate, but still.

“But enough about my ex-wife!”

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

It’s like charring your steak to a crisp and then drowning it in ketchup.

In a lot of places (including every course I’ve ever played on) it is explicitly against the rules of the course.

It’s like scooping a giant hole in the ice of an ice hockey ring.

Looks like somebody drew a face on a thumb.

Brooks
Effectively
Navel
Gazing
Hazily
Against
Zealous
Investigation

Maybe.

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Officer: Where you coming from?

This man is doing the Lord’s work