Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

a journeyman catcher who inexplicably became a Chicago folk hero despite only playing two seasons with the Cubs (after inexplicably becoming a Boston folk hero despite only playing two seasons with the Red Sox)?

I thought you were dead.

If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

So...he has risen?

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

Take me out at the ballgame...

If only the victim had had a gun to protect her.

Fernando came here to kill birds and win races. And he’s all outta birds.

And he gets to enjoy the weather. The guy coaching them inside doesn’t get to see the light of day

Pete Carroll thinks they should pass on trading him.

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

As a law professor, supporter of publicly-funded legal aid, and long-time ill-fitting khakis advocate, I assure you that in our cabal, public legal aid and khakis go together like... well, like khakis and absolutely any top you could imagine. Blazer, dress shirt, polo shirt, t-shirt...

Stupid, sexy Harbaugh.

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

My favorite Tweet so far...

Most bankruptcies in this country are from medical bills. Hard working people that did everything right, but an unexpected illness or accident happened, just once, and it bankrupted them, wiping out much if not all of their wealth. To boot, MOST of those people had health insurance! This system is broken. Privatizing…