muy grave el recto

D.B. Pooper

I guess Elway thought they needed to hear it straight from the horse’s mouth.

I can’t tell, all of the Asian Dongs are so blurry I can’t get a good idea.

I generally get pissed off when people complain about posts for which they have no interest...just don’t click on them, but holy fuck the e-sports stuff was just too much.

Phew! I thought I might be racist for a second!

Mostly White Russians.

22 new QBs! One of them has to hit.

Downton Flabby

Why not? Can’t go worse than the Ben Carson rebound experiment.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

spectacled bear for the win

Whatever it means, I’m pretty sure I - a white guy - should never use it.

technically if a sheep is not alive it is called a goat

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Unpopular opinion: Flying is actually an incredible value given that the above-mentioned flying greyhound bus can put you anywhere in the country in a handful of hours and just about anywhere in the world in less than a day. Obviously it would be nice if it were cheaper and more comfortable, but still.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Dime Bags Two For One

Warren G “Featuring Nate Dogg” Harding.