Or the even more exciting iBidet.

C’mon man, it’s British.

Nutt almost certainly squeezed a sizable chunk from Ole Miss...

Ds what

If I could dangle a letter over Dan Gilbert’s head, it would be a pair of Ds.

Chick-Fil-A is also extremely overrated. It’s good and all, but it’s not like they do chicken better than pretty good fast food joints do burgers. They do chicken better than burger joints do chicken. But it’s all they do. They should do it better. It’s because they’re unique and fine that people think they’s so good.…

Head first

Horatio Requests you delete your account.

My face reading those beautiful beautiful tweets:

I think we may be reading too much into this. Baltimore just kinda sucks at everything.

This is almost as bad as the time I got kicked out of my ex-girlfriend’s parents house for just-the-tipping.

Depends; are they Richard Petty Motorsports fans? Because losing is a tradition as well.

Are you going to gyms solely to set up the AV equipment?

Been lied on a lot over the years

obligatory

I’m in the middle of wedding planning at the moment and I’d like to start off by saying, fuck this, fuck aaaalllll of this, holy shit kill me.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

This is still America and soccer still doesn’t count.

I can’t tell you how many times in my professional life I’ve been commended for the work that I do and how quickly it gets done, when, quite frankly, I’m doing what is in my mind the bare minimum. I’m at a total loss at what other folks are up to with their time.