Someone on Twitter put it best: One day Cam is going to die on the field and he’ll get called for delay of game.

Headshot: let is slide
Toss football at a player: 15-yard penalty
Beat Up Wife: one game suspension
Marijuana For Pain: dead to us

Well at least now he has a handicap

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

A: A guy who wears one lifting weights.

Medical bills, amirite!?

Hey, it’s me, your dog.

This is what kills me about the idea that we should election “non-politicians” to public office of any kind - and this is an idea that comes from both sides of the isle.

Yeah, no change.

No idea!

-San Diego Chargers.

Man Chooses To Die On Hill

The worst thing about a Mazel Tov cocktail is having to light all nine fuses before throwing it.

This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

Niner please.

A number of people have taken me to task, and I owe an apology. Upon rewatching the video, I’ve come to the conclusion that Golden Tate was clearly not being a hot dog.

♫ You put your left leg in

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.