I love you! "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activities where balls fly at my nose." "Well there goes your social life."

Tigers pitcher Denny McLain hinted at some darker, less savory reasons for why the team traded first baseman Prince Fielder today

Unlike the foreign issues that drove John Rocker out of New York City.

Antiontio Cromartie

...what?

"But we're increasingly flummoxed by the football culture surrounding Tallahassee, one that's grown malignant with the wins and the scrutiny, like a traditional Islamic country turned radical and defensive, its craziest pilgrims whirling around Doak Campbell Stadium, the black cube at the center of their Mecca."

I had a kid tell me in a 101 class that he was going pro and that he'd have my job if I busted his balls about showing up to class again. I dismissed him from the course (this was at an SEC school) through the proper channels. He came to me bawling with his team handler about how he wasn't going to be on the roster…

Or the hulking offensive star who brought a friend to help him corner a short, pretty instructor alone in her closet office and scare her within an inch of her life for telling the athletic department he was clowning in class.

I would say that it is your obligation to bring these things to light, especially if you are going to write an essay that puts a black eye on every single person associated with the Florida State Football program. I'm not saying that you are wrong for doing it, but it would be better for everyone if you were more…

OK, so this guy orders his friends to beat the shit out of a kid for being gay. He brags about ruining his face and leaving him toothless in a school paper, which he turns in to his openly gay professor, and appears to be proud of his behavior.

If you don't name names, than you are part of the problem. Stand up and tell the truth about these incidents, and be part of the solution.

A) Stop. Please. You are making the term 'feminist' embarrassing. Right now, the Surpreme Court is poised to review a 9th circuit ruling that relates to defunding Planned Parenthood because it offers abortion services and you are on about selfies. This is absurd. We are trying to fight real battles. This isn't one of…

I'm going straight to hell for this one: Pat Summitt.

Mark Sanchez

Greg Oden.

J.R. Smith

Peyton Manning.

I can't wait until these minimalist designs are taken to the ultimate extreme so that they're so minimal I don't ever have to see this shit again.