People voted for him and stay at his properties.

And I’m sure Jeff Bezos is holding a gun to your head to make you enable one click purchase, and Steve Jobs is haunting you to make you buy is latest 8 lens camera phone.

I lurked here because I love this crazy ass place. I am not happy about this at all.

I’ll miss you too. Really!

Not really. See: cigarettes. And “eventually” may contain lifetimes.

We’re all going away, sadly.

It’s coming for Comcast too.

Now there’s a reference.

I loved Splinter and will miss it terribly.

I will honestly miss it.

I adore Splinter and am very sad that it’s over.

Part of the beauty of capitalism is that if you fuck up, fall behind the times, or fail to innovate, you eventually cease to exist.

When the primary priority of any business (especially corporations) is profit, the other side of that priority is do dehumanize its employees and customers. And that never has a positive outcome.

Americans care about freedom more than safety. They’d rather get fucked up and drive fast and have backyard pools and available prescription drugs than save lives.

Alcohol absolutely facilitates violence. You drink it and suddenly want to break, beat, or steal something.

The question is about saving lives. If you care about saving lives, you should care less about mass shootings and more about run of the mill horrors that account for a massive body count.

Tons of fun shit we all enjoy is really, really dangerous.

Now that Splinter is dead, I finally have time to binge watch Ow My Balls.

My point remains: we’ve been asked for help, though it would be in our mutual self interest to assist, and gotten fucked multiple times.

Oh god, this is going to be another one of Billy’s semantical vortexes.