I guess you don’t care that much about actually saving lives.

I could just as well say “the right believes an all powerful market run by flawed and selfish people is the answer to all problems!” ... but I’m not a mindless partisan hack like you.

We’re also mammals. That doesn’t mean our brains are comparable to an armadillo’s, you dipshit.

I love when conservatives come ever so close to the point and still manage to miss it.

We are all short-sighted monkeys, quite literally:

I’ve made the point countless times:

This is not true.

“The cause of, and solution to, all the world’s problems.”

I hope you’re not buying beer owned by fat cat plutocrats with their delightfully hoppy jackboots sliding down your throat.

Growing pains. By 2024 you’ll be able to stick one of these bad boys in your pocket and permanently reside in porn VR world.

Spaceduckong force is considerably cheaper than free everything for everyone.

Ed Rollins tweet is bad, but his logic is correct.

I keep a couple of each in the shed out back.

How ya been buddy?

No one needs to drink, run fast, ski, or anything really. No one needs to eat fast food. No one needs to insult each other on the internet.

Why did prohibition fail?

Maybe you’re familiar with the outsized resources we’ve dedicated to fighting terrorism in the past 18 years, despite it being dwarfed in body count by road rage and domestic violence.

I mean, no one needs a backyard pool.

Part of the incentive is to create a better life for your children. You want this. I want this. You don’t want to throw your hypothetical kids into the common pool when you have the ability to give them an advantage.

Prosecuting people for suicide is insane and nonsensical, and almost never actually happens. It can occasionally be used to force them into mental health treatment, but what can you really do to someone who wants to end their life? They’re already trying to punish themselves to the maximum extent our government can…