If it wasn’t for the government then the US Auto industry would’ve gone out of business 7 years ago, if not decades sooner.

This has to be the most random information provided on this lol. “How long until the Apple Car?” Oh I think 4-5 years. “How much will it cost?” Oh I would say... probably... ya know.... what.?.?.? 65-75k... sure. Perfect we have an article!!! this is factual information.

yo mama was supposed to be there but even that gap wasn’t enough to put her in

Tyler, thank you for your sensible, not sensationalist, reporting!

That's nothing. Fox News has been airing its 'End of the World' reel continuously since November 4th, 2008.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

Yet another Barista here, weeping over the now confusing "Oh, you'd like chai? Would you like our Classic Chai or our Oprah Chai? Oh, yes, I would love to explain the difference to you" conversation that will inevitable ensue in 83% of chai conversations."

Also, have you gotten the "don't call it Dirty Oprah Chai"…

Nothing new. Complete lack of hustle by Cano when getting out of the box.

Eh. Nakedness isnt the worst thing he could want to see at 8, let's be honest her. Being naked is part of life!

HAHA, I said it was because she has the ice storm inside her and like the personal flurry she made for Olaf she was able to keep her dress. He didn't like that logic. I'm a little concerned over how much he seemed to want to see her naked.

Totally off subject but my son asked after she brought back summer why didn't her dress melt? Because afterall she remade it for herself with her ice magic...shouldn't it melt?

"Desperately?" I would say, cleverly.

I concur. They should have cooked and eaten a Klan member at center court. THAT'LL LEARN 'EM.

Serious question Barry, why do you guys have Haisley doing your MLS stuff? Is there no one on staff who has even the slimmest of sympathy for the MLS? I remember reading a pretty awesome longform piece by Greg Howard a couple of years ago about Brek Shea when he was still with FC Dallas, I dunno if he also finds the…

My uncle continually tries to convince me that Obama, high on crack, murdered some guy in the mid 90's and that he will ultimately unveil himself as a Muslim before his presidency is up. At the end of the day, he can provide as many justifications as he wants, but he really just hates black people.

Did the user really need to "read" this piece to draw that conclusion? Your anti-MLS credentials were (rather famously) established a few weeks ago.

You don't like MLS. We get it.

And releasing in roughly 6 months? This is amazing news! Too much excitement!

Not that I care to fuel any of this pointless article's discussion, but the Sounders have been around since '74. And i know its been in different iterations and absences, but none of that matters when it comes to you judging how legitimate a person's fandom is.

But, being serious, the premise of this article, to me at least, is flawed. And yes, I realize the hook is firmly in my cheek, but still.