I can’t see it being a good idea to land a running back who’ll be 31 years old, who hasn’t played in a year, and the last time he did play he battled injuries and ran for just 3.8 yards per carry.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

Crazy Jimmy aside, get a colonoscopy when you turn 50. A colonoscopy is the only screening test that can actually prevent cancer. No, the prep is no fun but it is more fun than a surgery and six months of chemotherapy. I’m tired of seeing people in their early sixties with metastatic colon cancer that could have been…

Northwestern, the official school of people waitlisted by the Ivy League

So the point remains that John Harbaugh is bad at calling personnel switches?

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”

At the end of the game, Jim yelled out “Who’s got it better than us?” and in unison, the family screamed “Nobody!” and then everybody went inside and had pancakes and fucked. The Aristocrats!!

I like the part where Brown walked back to the bench and didn’t even look at Curry. And also the part where the Warriors lost.

Or a longer football career if he hadn’t insisted on playing only in the NFL?

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

Yeah, like we are going to take the word of a known criminal.

Man, not even the Warriors could blow a 4-0 lead

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Sadly, they already sort of have that freak who comes in and destroys everybody in Jon Jones. He just can’t stay out of his own way.

The reality is setting in. UFC fighters don’t last long enough to create the kind of star appeal that other sports rely on and has far too few fighters of note to keep up with the unreal pace of UFC events. Which makes for a hard sell to casual fans. And there is, as they will quickly find out, no answer. Until and…

You could assemble a Voltron team of inexcusable blown leads from the past year. The Golden State Watlanta Falconsaint-Germain.

You are overlooking the genius of this plan.

When players of high character shoot, it’s to miss, so that they might give their teammates a chance at an offensive rebound.