Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

[David Price meets with Dr. Andrews at the combine]

In their defence, they did make reservations for him to be there.

Skins gave the GM permission to go to the combine, only to take it back. Typical.

Interesting that you didn’t write even one word about how that brief contact was more than enough time for Belichick to release his spores into James’ lungs. The gestation of the spores is only a few weeks, so come playoff time I expect LeBron’s DNA to be 50% Belichick. Not sure what that means for the Cavs just…

This is why all players should carry a basilisk fang with them at all times. Just in case.

Belichick returned the compliment with three grunts, a snort, and a sort of low guttural hum

I’ve wondered this same thing - I find their use of this word to be incredibly grating. I ran through the Deadspin’s archives in order to try see if I could find any answers. I ended up tallying the usage of the word by year and by author. Unfortunately, I didn’t come up with any concrete explanations for this trend,…

The Wall just got taller folks,,,

What this reminded me of:

I’m trying to Process what I saw.

This is the most boring list imaginable. It’s the mayonnaise sandwich of lists.

This is the most boring list imaginable. It’s the mayonnaise sandwich of lists.

Actually, that’s pretty much exactly what happened. The clubs with Real and the royal crown in their badge were given the name real and the use of the crown by the current Spanish monarch at the time.

How could you bring up the fact that America is trying to steal Europe’s footy culture without the history and not bring up Real Salt Lake (the official team of the king of Utah, I guess?).

Appropriate name for your level of familiarity with injuries.

The interviewer then asked Stoudemire if he was joking, and he failed to accept the lifeline. “I mean, there’s always a truth within a joke,” he said.

Replacing Durant with Barnes is like replacing Dom Perignon with a bottle of Korbel that’s been open for a week and a half.

Putin already has.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Meanwhile, the sponsored posts are healthy as ever.